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# I'm Lovan it!

I was back at the doctor today. The ear. Again. Apparantly I have a sexually transmitted disease in my ear. I kid you not. Anyway, he gave me the above. Well, first he asked what it was, and then when I explained to him the vast, vast, vaaast uselessness of a lamp powered via a USB port, he told me to take it.
I am told that Lovan is a brand of anti-depressant. When I take this to work tomorrow, I plan to tell people that I earned enough points for it in their Frequent Pharmaceuticals program.

