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# Resist!
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On the one hand: bravo, sir! Your brave, original stand of picking on Paris Hilton is welcomed in these quarters. You, sir, are a true American hero, an iconoclast and I fully support your plan to consign her CDs and books to a towering inferno of good tas…wait. Books?
And yet, sir, it is clear to me that you – yes sir, you – are an absolute fucking nutcase of the highest order, incapable of holding even the kinds of thoughts that a family of irrational thoughts might produce after generations of inbreeding. A whole clown car full of Michael Jacksons hopped up on goofballs couldn’t muster enough pure weirdness to rival you, sir. You are so splendid and spectacular in your weirdness that even the pinning of batrachian jewelry to your shoulder while exclaiming “bibble” could not make you more so.
I am troubled then, that I find it in myself to support you and your unpopular and yet clearly strongly held beliefs. Yes sir, I have heard of the second amendment, and yet here we are, faced with concrete evidence that maybe Congress does need to have infringements for some of the people…or one.
