Archives, eh
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# Links for 2007-08-12
- sioc-project.org | Semantically-Interlinked Online Communities ✴
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# It's all true. Batboy told me
Speaking of celebrity culture, Marcia Hines just told Rove McManus that the person she would turn gay for is herself.
This is not a new idea. I can reveal exclusively that Dick Cheney was in fact giving heart felt advice to Patrick Leahy, letting him into a secret world of soul and mind expanding autoerotica.
(via more fucking places even than that guy face planting the bottom of the half-pipe)
That lawyer who got shot in the face and seemed surprisingly calm and forgiving about it? Oh, you better believe there was a whole abyss of deep, nasty secrets behind all that.
The thing was, Cheney did actually shot him in the face; but only after Harry Whittington had gutshot Dick Cheney with a solid-slug twelve guage shotgun. Cloned Dick Cheney. The clone went insane, took the original hostage and made a run for it; it was all hands on deck to hunt them done before the media got wind of it.
Only problem is…nobody knows if Harry killed the clone or the original. Normally, it’d be easy to tell because the clone is utterly, irrevocably, scenery-chewing, and frothingly insane. But compared to the starting point, Clone Madness is just background noise in the roar of pure Dick Cheneyness.
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# I don't even know who Paris Hilton is. Honest!
I was really trying to take to heart these ten rules I had stumbled upon. Or signs – I suppose – that one is not as smart as one thinks one is. The first rule is:
You bemoan the obsession with celebrity culture, yet have opinions on a celebrity.
I believe the eleventh was using the term “one” three times in a sentence.
I had to stop and think about it. Did I have opinions? Is being generally bored but morbidly fascinated by the Corby’s count as having an opinion on celebrity culture? I think the answer lies in another question – is Schapelle Corby a celebrity, or just a bogan? I am going with the later.
Anyway.
I then stumbled across the following, a quote from Paris Hilton:
“Years ago I asked my dad for a boob job and he said it would cheapen my image. So I decided not to do it.”
Cheapen her image.
Thank Cino she didn’t do anything to cheapen her image, neh?
Does falling onto the floor, slowing turning red then blue, unable to breathe, guffaws turning into spasms of choking gasps for oxygen, precious precious oxygen; does that count as having an opinion?
Oh, and for anyone who came over from Club Troppo, I am assuming that was what skepticlawyer meant by idiosyncratic.
