Archives, eh
-
# Bring back Banana Surfie Boys
When I was in the third grade there was a ice-cream called the Surfie Boy sold at the tuckshop of my school. The culmination of my week, the high light if you will, was not the final bell on Friday but Friday lunchtime. Friday was tuckshop day and a pie was consumed for lunch followed by a banana surfie boy and a schweppes lemonade. Together. In the mouth at the same time. Taste sensation. Gone now though. Cast aside and replaced by boutique ice-creams so bloated with features they don’t even deserve the name; they’ve become cold chocolate bars and frigid packets of nuts.
Gone the way of that superior potato chip, the samboy. BBQ samboys were the pinnacle of flavoured potato chip technology and we are a sadder nation for their demise in the face of the scurrilous corn chip and the socialist pringles. With it’s brother flavour, the tomato flavoured chip, BBQ samboys sallied forth into an uncaring world and fended off the evils of your limpid cheese-and-onions, your immoral nacho-cheeses and the most villainous of all, the sour-cream-and-chives. We turned our backs on those heroic flavours because we were seduced by the cronies of marketing, short-waveform-ruffles and no-waveform-flat-chips. We should be ashamed.
Bring back the banana surfie boy. And the BBQ & tomato samboys.
-
# Links for 2007-10-02
- Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day: 12-8-7 ✴
-
# The Boobs, The Beer and The Blogger
Ha! I am so far above the mundaneness of the news cycle, that I am now pointlessly meandering across the news before the cycle can catch on.
Second last paragraph, Daily Telegraph dudes. Respect my authoritah!
-
# Links for 2006-05-03
- Zombie Lurch on Flickr – Photo Sharing!
The touch that makes it magic is the label on his shopping bag ✴
- Zombie Lurch on Flickr – Photo Sharing!
