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# I'm practicing making lightsabre noises with my mouth.
On the Wii version of The Force Unleashed:
Character movement is handled with the Nunchuk’s analog stick and Force powers initiated with simple button presses, but players will be most excited about being able to use the Wii Remote in left/right, up/down and stab motions for lightsaber combat.
The Duel mode, exclusive to the Wii version, lets you battle friends controlling characters like Obi-Wan, Anakin, Vader, Luke, Darth Maul and General Grievous, and looks to be a significant addition to the game, which is due to be released in Australia on September 17.
I’ll…∗gulp∗…I’ll be in my bunk.
Next time Pre lisps “Twilight Pwintheth” at me, I shall depress the Force Choke button chord and stab him in the nuts with my lightsabre. He won’t be able to fight back with his XBox 360 controller, not even throttle me with it cause it’s wireless, muahahahahahahahaaaa!
Next time D goes into K Mart I shall wave my hand and say “These are the manchester items you are looking for.”

